The real Mel Gibson

Here is an excerpt from my night in fresno.

Tan dirty man: "You know all those Mel Gibson films?"
Me: "Yeah"
TDM: "I made those"
Me: ".......Really ......Which ones?"
TDM: "All of them!"
Me: "Wow"
TDM: "How would you like a new van?"
Me: "I am not sure, having a super sweet van might give me an ego"
TDM: "My gift to you. A brand new van. I am extremely rich."
Me: "That is sweet of you."
TDM: ".......Do you have any change?"
Me: "..... Uh yeah, sure. I have like 40 cents you can have."
TDM: "Thanks. ..... Wanna see my scars from when I got shot?"
Me: "Um ... yes. Yes I do."
TDM: "This one if from a shotgun."
Me: "It sure is."

(Silence as he puts his pants back on)

Me: "Well, ....see you later."
TDM: "Okay, bye."